Bilo je lijepo, bilo je krasno, bilo bi vrijeme da završimo.
Blog ne bum gasil. Ko zna, možda mi pukne da kad tad svojim unucima pokažem kaj sam pisal svaku subotu.
Pa za kraj bi samo rekao da više nemam volje za ovakve stvari, i iskoristil bi ovaj medij da se ispričam svima onima kojima sam daval neku lažnu nadu (u bilo kaj).
Ja i draža smo se malo posvađali, naime, ja sam ga lupil malo u jajčeka, onak muški. Nekaj je sral, pa su mi živci malo zacvilili. Ma bude se on oporavio. Samo bu sljedećih nekoliko dana pišal sjedečki. Buhahahahahahaha. Pati kujo, pati!!
Nego da se vratimo na one turbo važne stvari koje se događaju u našoj nam Kroaškoj. Jebo majku svoju, sve poskupilo. Evo baš jučer si je tata kupio krišku pizze u Pizza cutu za 10 kuna, a taj obični trokut od brašna je prije 3 mjeseca koštao 7 kuna. Brijem da je to zbog ove nafte i pada dolara. Nema drugo kaj bit.
A se sječate kad ste mogli kupit kuglicu sladoleda za 3 kune (prije 5 godina). I ližeš sladoled kolko hočeš, do bezsvijesti (sam to dobro napisal??). A sad to malo sranje od loptice košta 6 kuna. Nema se više ni za lizanje.
A se sječate kad se mogla kupit coca cola na kiosku na trgu za 4,99? Sad košta astronomskih 9 kuna.
Skoknete li na stranice Hrvatske Demokratske Zajednice uvidjet ćete da se tu skriva nevjerojatan stand-up kapital jer kada predsjedništvo objedinjuje prezimena kao što su Kosor, Čobanković, Hebrang, Šuker, Jandroković, Primorac i Banek kao "mlada krv" koja samo čeka da se prolije po nama, jasno vam je da je ovdje riječ o profesionalcima bez premca i ekipi koja je komediju razvila do neviđenih razmjera. Perjanica komičarske trupe Luka Bebić nedavno se otresao na zločeste novinare koji ga srde svojim izvještavanjem i ponovno dokazao da svako njegovo javno istupanje zaslužuje posebnu pažnju. Jer "Tko je vidio po televizorima pripovijedati da ljudi u Saboru ne radu ništa? Pa, to bi značilo da svi radu, a jedino ovi u Saboru ne radu. Ne more se tako po svetinji". I ne more jer nečuveno je zanimati se za rad Sabora. Propitivati vlast isto je kao i propitivati... Nešto što se financira iz naših džepova, ne funkcionira i ne propituje se. Kontate?
E pa zato sam lupil Dražu u muda. Kontate??
Some people say a man is made outta mud
A poor man's made outta muscle and blood
Muscle and blood and skin and bones
A mind that's a-weak and a back that's strong
You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store
I was born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine
I picked up my shovel and I walked to the mine
I loaded sixteen tons of number nine coal
And the straw boss said "Well, a-bless my soul"
You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store
I was born one mornin', it was drizzlin' rain
Fightin' and trouble are my middle name
I was raised in the canebrake by an ol' mama lion
Cain't no-a high-toned woman make me walk the line
You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store
If you see me comin', better step aside
A lotta men didn't, a lotta men died
One fist of iron, the other of steel
If the right one don't a-get you
Then the left one will
You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store
Mučite se kada morate ustati iz kreveta, nabrzinu jedete, vozite se pokorno u koloni automobila, a ako zakasnite minutu, šef vas tretira kao roba?
Zatvor: sjedite u ćeliji 2x3 m
Ured: sjedite u boksu 2x2 m
Zatvor: dobivate triput dnevno obrok
Ured: dobijete samo jednu pauzu za obrok, a onda to što pojedete morate i sami platiti
Zatvor: ako ste dobri, dobijete slobodno
Ured: ako ste dobri, dobijete još više posla
Zatvor: stražar vam otvara i zatvara vrata
Ured: morate nositi kojekakve kartice, koje redovito zaboravljate doma, i otvarati vrata sami
Zatvor: možete gledati telku i igrati igrice
Ured: čim vas uhvate da gledate telku ili igrate igrice, dobijete otkaz
Zatvor: imate vlastiti WC
Ured: WC morate dijeliti s hrpom idiota koji pišaju po dasci
Zatvor: prijatelji i rođaci vam smiju doći u posjet
Ured: nema vizite, jedini kontakt s obitelji je putem e-maila, a i on se nadzire
Zatvor: sve troškove vašeg uzdržavanja plaćaju porezni obveznici, a ne morate čak ni raditi
Ured: morate sami platiti sve troškove vezane uz dolazak na posao, a zatim vam još od plaće odbiju poreze, prireze i razna davanja kako bi platili održavanje zatvora i zatvorenika.
Zatvor: morate se nositi sa sadistićki nastrojenim upraviteljima.
Ured: ovdje ih zovu menadžerima
Vidio sam onog idijota iz one idijotske Malnarove Noćne more danas na Novoj TV. Naime, bio je njihov dnevnik, i prikazivali su isječak sa Gay pridea, i uhvatili su onog čobana, tvz. pjesnika (nemrem se trenutno sjetit kak se majmun zove, al često nosi šiltericu, ak vam to kaj pomaže). Kaj sam htel sad reći? Ah da. Prikazali su tog punoglavca kak pokazuje pred kamerama svoju "potpunu zabrinutost" za položaj homoseksualnih osoba u hrvatskom društvu, i da bi na vrhuncu iskazao svoj gnjev i pokazao što misli o osvještenosti balkana, umjereno grubo je "pogladio" svoje genitalije. Ali se usro ko grlica kad je murjak došao kraj njega i zamolio ga da smiri svoje strasti.
To samo potvrđuje moju mega uspješnu teoriju da sva ona malnarova ekipa, zajedno, ima inteligenciju prosječne oguljene mandarine. I personalno smatram da bi malnara trebalo tužiti jer radi majmune od onih idijota.
Enivej, nemren se odlučit kaj da gledam danas na telki: Gospodar prstenova: prstenova družina jubilarni 17. put, il da gledam Goli pištolj 2, jubilarni 5 put??
Ma kaj da vam pričam. Draža mi u kurcu pošto turci jučer nisu izgubili. A ja sam mu lepo rekel da se ne kladi. I kaj je najbolje bilo kladio se na pobjedu Hrvatske (buahahahahahahahahahahaha). A da stvar bude gora ja sam mu predložio da se kladi na x (buahahahahahahahahahahahaha). Prc!
Pošto se naši škoti nisu uspjeli plasirat na euro, draža tugu liječi klađenjem. I u zadnje vrijeme mu je čak i krenulo. Evo baš neki dan se kladio na Portugal - Njemačka, i dobio je natrag kuhinju.
Evo draža i ja smo vam odlučili ubacit malo nekih nogometnih bisera, pošto je sad nogometno ludilo, pa da ne zakasnimo:
Claudio Canigga
"Ako je kokain droga ja sam narkoman"
i evo još jedna
Sebastjan Cimerotič:
"Želio bi pozdraviti moje roditelje a posebno moju mamu i tata."
Oliver Kahn je nakon jedne utakmice imao problema s logičnim razmišljanjem. "Mi ne igramo da bismo zabili gol, nego da bismo pobijedili", prosvijetlio nas je vratar Bayerna.
Brazilski napadač Ronaldo je imao problema sa zaključivanjem. "Izgubili smo zato što nismo pobijedili", legendarna je izjava sadašnjeg napadača Milana.
I jedno nama poznato lice zaplelo se u vlastitoj rečenici. "Ne bi me bilo briga sve i da izgubimo svaku utakmicu u natjecanju, samo da osvojimo prvenstvo", rekao je napadač Boroa Mark Viduka.
David Beckham nikada nije bio najbistrije pile u kokošinjcu, ali jedna je njegova izjava našla svoje mjesto u povijesti nogometnih bisera. "Definitivno sam odlučio da ću krstiti Brooklyna, samo još nisam odlučio u kojoj vjeri", lomio se igrač Reala oko važne životne odluke.
Gore navedeni 'filozofi' imali su i svoje prethodnike. Tako je bivši nogometaš Aston Ville i Southamptona Mark Draper pokazao da ima problema s orijentacijom. "Želio bih igrati u talijanskoj ligi, npr. u Barceloni", rekao je Draper kojem se želja ostvarila. Šest je mjeseci igrao u 'talijanskoj ligi' za madridski Rayo Vallecano.
Bivši engleski reprezentativni napadač Les Ferdinand proslavio se rečenicom u stilu ništa nas ne smije iznenaditi. "Bio sam iznenađen, a uvijek kažem da me u nogometu ništa ne može iznenaditi", rekao je napadač koji je zvjezdane trenutke doživio u dresu Newcastlea i Tottenhama.
Legenda Gordog Albiona Gary Lineker, koji je danas televizijski komentator, jednom je prilikom bio u strahu od suočavanja s istinom. "Ne postoji ništa između - ili si dobar ili si loš. Mi smo bili negdje između", rekao je igrač ponosnog nadimka The Queen Mother of Football.
Serija izjava poznatih engleskih reprezentativnih napadača ne može proći bez Alana Shearera. "Nikad nisam želio otići. Ovdje sam cijeli svoj život, a nadam se da ću biti i nakon toga", rekla je legenda Newcastlea.
I za kraj vezni igrač Aston Ville, koji je ove sezone na posudbi u Stoke Cityju. Lee Hendrie je pokazao izrazito nerazlikovanje desnog i lijevog. "Dobio sam gadan udarac po lijevom gležnju, ali nešto mi je reklo da se zapravo radi o desnom gležnju", Hendriejeve su riječi.
"Alex Ferguson je najbolji menađer kojeg sam mao. On je i jedini menađer kojeg sam imao. Ali je ipak najbolji menađer kojeg sam imao"- Beckem
Naime, ko vas fuka, ja sam odlučio napisat i ove subote post. Mada je meni i draži inspiracija na pozitivnoj nuli.
Draža se nekaj priprema za maturu, pa je naišao na nekih 6 ful laganih pitanja, koja je htio podijeliti sa vama. Naime, radi se o 6 najlakših pitanja, znači za dvojku, a draža je naravno roknuo, i dobio je teško zasluženu jedinicu (treba i za jedan znat).
1. Koliko je dugo trajao Stogodišnji rat?
2. Koja zemlja proizvodi panamske šešire?
3. U kojem mjesecu Rusi slave Oktobarsku revoluciju?
4. Po kojoj su životinji Kanarski otoci dobili ime?
5. Kako se zvao Kralj George VI?
6. Koje je boje ružičasta zeba?
Odgovori:
1. 116 godina, od 1337 do 1453.
2. Ekvador.
3. U novembru. Razlika od 13 dana zbog pravoslavnog kalendara.
4. Latinski naziv je Insularia Canaria - Pseći otok.
5. Albert. Kada je došao na prijestolje 1936. poslušao je želju kraljice Viktorije da se u budućnosti nijedan kralj ne smije zvati Albert.
6. Ljubičaste boje.
If I should fall from grace with God
Where no doctor can relieve me
If I'm buried 'neath the sod
But the angels won't receive me
Let me go boys, let me go boys
Let me go down in the mud where the rivers all run dry
This land was always ours
It was the proud land of our fathers
It belongs to us and them
Not to any of the others
Let them go boys, let them go boys
Let them go down in the mud where the rivers all run dry
Bury me at sea
Where no murdered ghost can haunt me
If I rock upon the waves
No corpse can lie upon me
It's coming up three boys, keeps coming up three boys
Let them go down in the mud where the rivers all run dry
If I should fall from grace with God
Where no doctor can relieve me
If I'm buried 'neath the sod
But the angels won't receive me
Let me go boys, let me go boys
Let me go down in the mud where the rivers all run dry
Ovo je blog jednog prosječnog studenta ("visok, zgodan, plav", i lep u pičku materinu), koji je bezobrazno zgodan, uberseksualac (nema veze sa seksom), idealist, agnostik, eko-socijalist, indigo dijetete, antikapitalist, antihadezeovac, povremeni mizantrop, dislektičar, disflavičar, veseli pesimist, koji sluša rock, voli pročitat neki fantasy romančić, i voli "inteligentan" humor.
Pa kažem:
"...nije sve tak sivo, kad imaš s nekim otić na pivo..."
"Rock Against Fascism!!!!"
Svaka podudaranost sa stvarnim događajima je potpuno slučajna. Viđenja i mišljenja ove individue se ne mogu poistovijetiti sa viđenjima i mišljenjima uredništva blog.hr-a.
Prilikom stvaranja ovog bloga niti jedna životinja nije fizički zlostavljana.
Moj vjerni kompanjon, Dragan (čitaj Draža), koji je uvijek za akciju, kaže:
"Ma sve su to pizdarije."
Rock`n`Roll, sociologija, pivo, roštiljade, Route 66, Pinta, Lord of the Rings, Monthy Python, R.A. Salvatore, George R.R. Martin, Pervan, motori, rock koncerti, drijemanje, Homer Simpson, Crna Guja, celtic rock,...
Midnight to six man
For the first time from Jamaica
Dillinger and Leroy Smart
Delroy Wilson, your cool operator
Ken Boothe for UK pop reggae
With backing bands sound systems
And if they've got anything to say
There's many black ears here to listen
But it was Four Tops all night with encores from stage right
Charging from the bass knives to the treble
But onstage they ain't got no roots rock rebel
Onstage they ain't got no...roots rock rebel
Dress back jump back this is a bluebeat attack
'Cos it won't get you anywhere
Fooling with your guns
The British Army is waiting out there
An' it weighs fifteen hundred tons
White youth, black youth
Better find another solution
Why not phone up Robin Hood
And ask him for some wealth distribution
Punk rockers in the UK
They won't notice anyway
They're all too busy fighting
For a good place under the lighting
The new groups are not concerned
With what there is to be learned
They got Burton suits, ha you think it's funny
Turning rebellion into money
All over people changing their votes
Along with their overcoats
If Adolf Hitler flew in today
They'd send a limousine anyway
I'm the all night drug-prowling wolf
Who looks so sick in the sun
I'm the white man in the Palais
Just lookin' for fun
I'm only
Looking for fun
"Stairway To Heaven" (Led Zeppelin)
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to heaven.
There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.
There's a feeling I get when I look to the west,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees,
And the voices of those who standing looking.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.
And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter.
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on.
And it makes me wonder.
Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know,
The piper's calling you to join him,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
"You Shook Me All Night Long" (AC/DC)
She was a fast machine she kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman that I ever seen
She had the sightless eyes telling me no lies
Knocking me out with those American thighs
Taking more than her share
Had me fighting for air
She told me to come but I was already there
Cause the walls start shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it
And you shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me all night long
I'm working double time on the seduction line
She's one of a kind she's just mine all mine
Wanted no applause it's just another course
Made a meal outta me
And come back for more
Had to cool me down to take another round
Now I'm back in the ring to take another swing
Cause the walls were shaking the earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it
And you shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me all night long
Knocked me out I said you
Shook me all night long
You had me shaking and you
Shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me
When you took me
You really took me and you
Shook me all night long
You shook me all night long
Yeah, yeah, you shook me all night long
You really got me and you
Shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me
Yeah you shook me
All night long
"My Head's In Mississippi" (ZZ Top)
I'm shufflin' thru the Texas sand,
But my head's in Mississippi.
I'm shufflin' thru the Texas sand,
But my head's in Mississippi.
The blues has got a hold of me.
I believe I'm gettin' dizzy. (Spoken: Help me now.)
I keep thinkin' 'bout that night in Memphis,
Lord, I thought I was in Heaven.
I keep thinkin' 'bout that night in Memphis,
I thought I was in Heaven.
But I was stumblin' thru the parking lot
Of an invisible seven eleven. (Spoken: What was I doin out there?)
Where's my head baby?
Somewhere in Mississippi.
Last night I saw a cowgirl.
She was floatin' across the ceiling.
And last night I saw a naked cowgirl.
She was floatin' across the ceiling.
She was mumblin to some howlin' wolf
About some voodoo healin'. (Spoken: Mmm Baby.)
"The Rocky Road To Dublin (Traditional)" (Dropkick Murphys)
In the merry month of June, From my home I started,
Left the girls of Tuam, Nearly broken hearted,
Saluted me father dear, Kissed me darling mother,
Drank a pint of beer, My grief and tears to smother,
Then off to reap the corn, And leave where I was born,
Cut a stout blackthorn, To banish ghost and goblin,
In a brand new pair of brogues, go rattling o'er the bogs,
Frightening all the dogs, On the rocky road to Dublin.
One, two, three, four, five
In Mullingar last night, I rested limbs so weary,
Started by daylight, Next morning bright and early,
Took a drop of the pure, To keep my heart from sinking,
That's the Paddy's cure, When he's on the drinking.
See the lassies smile, Laughing all the while,
At me darling style, 'Twould set your heart a-bubbling.
Asked me was I hired, The wages I required,
Till I was almost tired, Of the rocky road to Dublin.
One, two, three, four, five
Hunt the hare and turn her down the rocky road and all the way to Dublin, whack-fol-la-de-da!
In Dublin next arrived, I thought it such a pity,
To be so soon deprived, A view of that fine city.
Decided to take a stroll, All among the quality,
My bundle it was stole, In a neat locality;
Something crossed my mind, When I looked behind;
No bundle could I find, Upon me stick a wobbling.
Enquiring for a rogue, They said me Connacht brogue,
Wasn't much in vogue, On the rocky road to Dublin.
One, two, three, four, five
Hunt the hare and turn her down the rocky road and all the way to Dublin, whack-fol-la-de-da!
From there I got away, Me spirits never failing
Landed on the quay just as the ship was sailing;
Captain at me roared, Said that no room had he,
then I jumped aboard, A cabin found for Paddy,
Down among the pigs played some funny rigs,
Danced some hearty jigs, The water round me bubbling,
When off to Holyhead, Wished myself was dead,
Or better far instead, On the rocky road to Dublin.
One, two, three, four, five
Hunt the hare and turn her down the rocky road and all the way to Dublin, whack-fol-la-de-da!
The boys of Liverpool, When we safely landed,
Called meself a fool; I could no longer stand it;
Blood began to boil, Temper I was losing,
Poor old Erin's isle They began abusing,
"Hurrah my soul," sez I, Let the shillelagh fly;
Some Galway boys were nigh, Saw I was a hobbling,
With a loud hurray, They joined me in the fray.
Soon we cleared the way, O'er the rocky road to Dublin.
One, two, three, four, five
Hunt the hare and turn her down the rocky road and all the way to Dublin, whack-fol-la-de-da!
One, two, three, four, five
Hunt the hare and turn her down the rocky road and all the way to Dublin, whack-fol-la-de-da!
"Loch Lomond" (The Real McKenzies)
O ye'll tak' the high road and I'll tak' the low road
And I'll be in Scotland afore ye
But me and my true love will never meet again
On the bonnie, bonnie banks o' Loch Lomond
By yon bonnie banks and by yon bonnie shore
On the steep, steep side o' Ben Lomond
Where in deep purple hue, the hieland hills we view
And the moon comin' out in the gloamin'
Twas there that we parted in yon shady glen
On the steep, steep side o Ben Lomond
Where in deep purple hue, the hieland hills we view
And the moon comin' out in the gloamin'
The wee birdies sing and the wild flowers spring
And in sunshine the waters are sleeping
But the broken heart, we'll never meet again
On the bonnie, bonnie banks o' Loch Lomond
"I`m Free" (The Rolling Stones)
I'm free to do what I want any old time
I'm free to do what I want any old time
So love me hold me love me hold me
I'm free any old time to get what I want
I'm free to sing my song knowing it's out of trend
I'm free to sing my song knowing it's out of trend
So love me hold me love me hold me
'Cause I'm free any olf time to get what I want
So love me hold me love me hold me
I'm free any old time to get what I want
I'm free to choose who I see any old time
I'm free to bring who I choose any old time
Love me hold me love me hold me
I'm free any old time to get what I want
"Deuce" (KISS)
Get up
And get your grandma outta here
Pick up
Old Jim is workin' hard this year
And baby
Do the things he says to do
Baby, if you're feeling good
And baby if you're feeling nice
You know your man is workin' hard
He's worth a deuce
Honey
Don't put your man behind his years
And baby
Stop cryin' all your tears
Baby
Do the things he says to do
Do it
Baby, if you're feeling good
And baby if you're feeling nice
You know your man is workin' hard
He's worth a deuce
And baby, if you're feeling good
Yes baby if you're feeling nice
You know your man is workin' hard
Yeah
"Children Of The Night" (Whitesnake)
I'm getting ready
I'm in the mood to fool around
It's time for action
Now the boys are back intown
So turn up the music
Make it loud and proud
Let's see reaction
Let the spotlite hit the crowd
Don't hide what you feel inside
Don't let anybody stand in your way
Just let the music take you higher
Now are you ready to rock
Children of the Night
Are you ready to roll
Children of the Night
You got the power
I feel your fire in my soul
You got the fever
Cos you were born to rock an' roll
Don't run for cover
I'm gonna show you what I've learned
Just come a little closer
Come on an' get your fingers burned
Don't hide what you feel inside
Don't let anybody stand in your way
Just let the music take you higher
Now are you ready to rock
Are you ready to roll
Are you ready to rock
Now are you ready to rock
Children of the Night
Are you ready to roll
Children of the Night
I'm getting ready
I'm in the mood to fool around
It's time for action
Cos' now the boys are back in town
Don't hide what you feel inside
Don't let anybody stand in your way
Just let the music take you higher
Now are you ready to rock
Children of the Night
Are you ready to roll
Children of the Night
